Here are some Halloween jokes, which I found on the internet:
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? – They have nobody to love.
Do you know why skeletons are so calm? – Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? – On blood vessels.
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times? – He heard it had great circulation.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? – He wanted to get ahead in life.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? – Mali-boo.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? – Because he had bat breath.
by Covaciu David, 5dk
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